Offensive?
Not if you call yourself an ally.
Featuring two waifus kissing like they’re auditioning for your browser history, this crewneck broadcasts one message loud and clear: you cannot be trusted unsupervised.
Soft, warm, and perfect for those cold nights when the only thing holding you together is caffeine, delusion, and fictional women. Wear it to the mall, wear it to class, wear it to absolutely ruin your chances with anyone who takes life too seriously.
Side effects may include:
– Random strangers nodding in respect
– Your friends roasting you, then secretly wanting one
– Your mom asking “why are they so close?”
If subtlety was a stat, yours would be zero.
